'If life hands you a lemon, then tie a string on it and make a play-toy.'
'There's more than one way to skin a dog.''
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and I'll personally move into his garage.'
'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I'll scratch your face off.'
'Better to have napped and been disturbed, than never to have napped at all.'
'Never drag home any dead things that are larger than your head.'
'Today is the first day of the rest of your lives.'
'As you travel along life's long and lonesome highway, don't forget to stop and eat the roses.'
'To err is human ... LIKE, DUH...........'
"Everything we do is just a drop in the ocean ... but if we don't do it that drop will be missing forever." ~ Mother Teresa
